The Youngest mother ever!

Lina Medina, the 5 year-old mother (youngest ever)



Lina Medina (born September 27, 1933 in Paurange, Peru) gave birth at the age of 5 years, 7 months and 21 days and is the youngest confirmed mother in medical history. This world record is closely followed by a similar case in Russia.

Lina was brought to a hospital by her parents at the age of 5 years because of increasing abdominal size. She was originally thought to have had a tumor, but her doctors determined she was in the seventh month of pregnancy. There was never evidence that Lina Medina's pregnancy occurred in any but the usual way, but she never revealed the father of the child, nor the circumstances of her impregnation. She refuses interviews.

Bill Clinton Jokes

I, Bill Clinton, President of the United States and all-around liar, cheater, socialist, resolve to do the following in 1998:


With Al Gore's help, I've realized that as an individual, I am a totally immoral person and I shall seek the government's help to make me a moral person.

I also resolve to never forget that as President, I am the government, and therefore can do whatever I want.

I resolve to have Janet cover up whatver it is that I can't do.

I resolve that if there's another bimbo eruption, I'll stay on top of her. IT! I meant, stay on top of it!

I resolve to find a way to loot all the funds of the RNC now that I've put the DNC into serious debt.

I resolve to meet with Prince Charles and have him invite over all five Spice Girls, especially that butt-grabbing one.



I resolve to let Susan McDugal rot in jail -- Oh, no, wait that was last year's resolution.



Let's just say, I promise to cut loose and sink any old friends and associates as they become liabilities. I resolve to discredit them should they try to turn state's evidence. (But that one goes without saying.)